Things I learned this weekend…
Aug 21st, 2005 by Jason
I think Toby is my canine doppleganger:
Not only is he food motivated, he’s a total bitch about stealing JAK’s rawhide chew things.
He sees no issue with taking up the whole couch for himself.
He can rip some nosehair-curdling SBDs.
He’d sleep the entire day if he could, but is a total spaz if you get him wound up.
He hears you fine, he just choses not to listen 2/3 of the time.
In the battle of the Dyson vs. my iPod Headphones, my Headphones didn’t stand a chance. Le Sigh
I hate Showtime. Since their Queer as Folk series is over, my plan was to save $12/month and drop their asses from our DirecTV lineup. But noooooooo, someone at work had to turn us onto Dead Like Me. Woulda helped if the schmuck (j/k Al) mentioned that Showtime had already cancelled it before we totally fell in love with it! It’s a total pisser to get 8 episodes into a series and then find out there’s no “next season”. (p.s. Casey, you might want to get a laywer. The character George is so totally a ripoff of you! :D) And now that I’m ready to drop Showtime again, we’ve found Weeds, which is a show about an upper-middle class suburbia widow who’s selling weed to make ends meet. Kinda like Desperate Housewives, but more funny. *shakes fist at Showtime* You’ll get my $12 for another few months. grrrrrrr 
If there’s nobody at the PETA puppy park on a Saturday afternoon, that means it’s too damn hot to be outside. Get your ass back in your car and drive back home.
PF Chang’s Garlic Noodles become obnoxiously garlicly after a few days in the fridge. 
I’m a firm believer in neighbor helping neighbor, but if you know your neighbors are gay vegans, why would you come ask them questions about Hooters (the restaurant)?
I don’t know what the US gov’t is doing to blow all of the Alantic-based tropical storms/hurricanes well offshore, but it’s also fucking up the thunderstorms by the beach here (as in there haven’t been any in awhile). Knock it off, bitches.
I would have never believed it, but it is actually possible to “burrito out” when they build a new Moe’s within lunch-time diving distance from work.
I really love Jason. I get so involved with my other projects that I sometimes take all of the great things that he brings into my life for granted.
On that sappy note, it’s dinnery time!
Things i learned this weekend…. Richmond sucks when you dont have a car. Jason has a new dog?… and team Jasons went vegan at some point in time….
Thank goodness you didn’t get the Six Feet Under bug. . .
It sucks that Dead Like Me is gone.
How can the VEGAN owners of a dog give it rawhide chewtoys?
Dawg, why don’t you have your T-Bird out there??? Does this mean we have to pick your ass up in the Cavalier when we go out there for our next Chipotle / Apple Store run?
At least Six Feet Under had more than a two season run. Le Sigh
As for this VEGAN owners, I’m only it in for health reasons. (He says as he slides off his leather loafers).
I think Jason said I should describe myself as a “mostly dietary Vegan” since I injest (enjest?) trace cheese/milk/egg residue that some of the Boca products contain. (shrug)
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Ahhh, health reasons. I know more old drunks with barbeques than old vegetarians.
I’m gonna be one of those old drunks with a barbeque.
Carol, you’ll always be 29 to me. You can still be a drunk, but just not an old drunk.
But will you let her keep her barbeque?
The last time I was 29, it was 1988.
I’m reminded of the trip in your Dad’s video van to record some high-school football game. “I don’t recognize you, what high school do you go to?” And your Dad had to pull over on the highway he was laughing so hard.
And, a comment about vegetarian barbequing. . .
Years ago, I had a neighbor, one who thought tofu was something inedible and made fun of me ‘barbequing soy beans’. I really did barbeque tofu, but she always made jokes about the beans falling through the grids, and wasn’t it hard getting them on the skewer. You might remember her, she lived next door in the ‘duplexes’ out in St. Johns. She was Lynn, the barefoot baby sitter. She lived on cigarettes, hamburger helper, pot and beer. Tofu wasn’t in her vocabulary.
Have you tried freezing regular (packed in water) tofu, and then using it in stir-fry? It really changes the texture, into something somewhat like a yellow pop-up sponge. It’s better than it sounds.
Carol, who used to make her own Tofu, from scratch
On another sappy note . . . http://www.livejournal.com/users/jasonrico/7484.html