“You drive like an asshole.”
Aug 26th, 2008 by Jason
OK, for future reference, if you’re going to get out of your car at a red light (during rush hour at a major intersection) and run up to my Jeep to tell me that I drive like an asshole, please first make sure that the maneuver that I made wasn’t the direct result of five asshole moves that you made.
Otherwise, when I go to recap the events from my point-of-view, you just end up looking like a fool to everyone listening.
Oh, another quick tip. If you’re ever going to pull up behind someone in a left-turn lane (again, during rush hour at a major intersection that has a very quick left-turn green light) to tell them they’re an asshole, you should be turning left yourself. Because when you’re not, getting back into your truck and turning on your FUCKING LEFT TURN SIGNAL (because you really don’t want to turn left) causes about 10 cars to miss the light, making you even more of an asshole.
Asshole.
Dude! I carpool with my Boss two days a week now… I am scared shitless on the way to and from work when he drives. He drives like a maniac (sp?)!!!
Speeds…Tail gates… passes on the right.. flashes anyone in front of him. He even tail-gates on entrance ramps!!!!
I keep looking for the break peddle on my side of the car….
Strange… my RSS thingy on iGoggle showed you and Scotimus btch-slapping each other.. I then come here.. nothing…
PS - Trying out CHROME two nights in a row… alot to get used to. Number one is don’t go to a site you don’t want some to see if you don;t want it to show up in your MOST VISITED on your new NEW TAB home page in CHROME (no way to get rid of it short of surfing more pages for awhile..) Though incognito mode is cool!
Dude, shhhh — I may never get laid again. Remember, just like Vegas, what’s in the Google cache stays in the Google cache, especially when you notice said bitch-slapping’s been redacted from the blog. :scream:
Chrome’s pretty interesting. Can’t wait for teh Mac version to come out. (You Windows people need to do some more alpha-testing for us).
heh heh
I’m conflicted about another new, potentially decent browser. I mean, for years, it was just IE — Netscape was mostly a joke. Then comes Firefox, and it’s like “IE who?!” Now Chrome? But nothing’s really wrong with Firefox?!
Our grandkids will probably be joking about this some day, .. after Google takes over the world!
Oh hai, VMWare. Figures that Chrome, running on OS X in a virtual machine, is still the fastest browser.
http://blogs.vmware.com/teamfusion/2008/09/google-chrome-f.html
Jason, I have over 14k photos up at Google now in 300 sets. Google through picture company Picasa have face recognition software you run against you pictures. They matched over 1,000 faces for me. They pulled out over 20 matches on Jill over the years. Good stuff, for free also.
Dad
Chromes nice, but how on earth google could have made chrome without the GOOGLE TOOLBAR is beyond me. Really, I need my bookmarks and my ‘autofill’. I do 80% of my nonfood shopping on line, and I *NEED* my AMX card number to be one click away!