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Whichever countries in Europe that have the afternoon siesta are absolutely brilliant. Very few things make an afternoon at work fly by faster than a 2-hour mid-day break.

Nothing pisses the Scotimus off more than having to stop watching TV in the living room because the HD signal starts whacking out (I really do need to aim the OTA antenna towards Suffolk), only to go back to his bedroom and find out that DirecTV is fracking up the SD feed.

If you can’t get your beagle to come inside because he’s found something interesting in the wood pile and he’s ignoring you, knowing you can’t walk back to get him because you don’t have shoes on and there’s debris everywhere, fishing his ass out with the 15ft pool brush is a great way to get his attention. :clap:

Dancing with the Stars should get a makeup artist that isn’t colorblind. Whoever did it the other night made everyone orange. WTF?

NBC’s new show “Chuck” rocks, and not just because they used three different Macs in the first episode. The chick is hott. Yes, that’s two-t’s hot. Oh, and the technical terms and puns they use are correct and funny. Yay.

The hell at work that we’ve been going thru for the last 1.5 years is finally over. I’m not normally a religious guy, but THANK YOU, JESUS!

Just because you’ve never met a dishwasher in your prior 36 years of life that required Jet Dry in order to not leave your glasses streaky doesn’t mean that it isn’t an easy solution for you current dishwasher.

If you practice normal portion controls, you’ll find meals at the Cheesecake Factory to not actually be expensive, as they’re actually 3 meals served on one plate. Eat your fill and take the rest home for lunch for the next two days. Except for the Buffalo Blasts. They are to be consumed immediately and fully, leaving zero left-overs!!!!

How the world hasn’t been swallowed by sweet potato vines is a mystery to me. Our front garden surely has!