The bible contains six admonishments towards homosexuals and 362 admonishments towards heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals, it just means that they require more supervision.
Monthly Archive for August, 2006
Rainy holiday weekend?
Posted in General on Aug 28th, 2006
Seems like every NOAA update pushes the storm further to the east of us (I forget which side of a hurricane has the most wind…), but still looks like it could be an interesting Friday night/Saturday morning!
My hurricane checklist, you ask? 1) Stock up on Heffeweissen 2) Find the sleeping bag so if [...]
Damn Yankees!
Posted in General on Aug 25th, 2006
Sweet tea is a staple of life around here (second only to air, at least during the summer), and pretty much everyone worth their salt knows that at a self-serve beverage bar, sweet tea should always be fresh-brewed and only ever dispensed from gizmos that look like this:
EXHIBIT 1
A place that only offers Nasty Nestea [...]
Yah, I’m a freaking clown!
Posted in General on Aug 25th, 2006
Your Inner European is Dutch!
Open minded and tolerant.You’re up for just about anything.
Who’s Your Inner European?
Hey, he said it…
Posted in General on Aug 23rd, 2006
Actual results may vary.
Posted in General on Aug 21st, 2006
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
I try to be open minded,
Posted in General on Aug 18th, 2006
but Hummer humping? Really?
Yes, really.
http://www.ihumpedyourhummer.com/
I could go either way…
Posted in General on Aug 16th, 2006
You Are 52% Evil
You are evil, but you haven’t yet mastered the dark side.Fear not though – you are on your way to world domination.
How Evil Are You?
2 minutes after a dog walk…
Posted in General on Aug 16th, 2006
If you have the patience to download a 22MB QT file, here’s what 2 minutes in our life after the nightly dog walk looks like. (hint: panting dogs and Jason2 making the ultimate stoner dinner… )
Getting closer…
Posted in General on Aug 15th, 2006
Met (for the first time) the guy that owns the house that we want to buy. We were supposed to meet Saturday at noon at his place, but his kids had a lot of friends over, so we ended up at a local watering hole up the street a bit. 6 beers and 2 whiskey [...]