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Met up with our friend Dan at the Garage (the closest this area comes to a leather daddy bar, although it’s normally a cool mix of all kinds). Something about a Mr. Garage contest blah blah blah, which probably meant mostly naked hot guys walking around on the stage, so … WTF, right? Jason2 drove the last time, so it was my turn to be the DD.

A few minutes before the show, in walk the contestants, including this very tiny guy (5′ nothing), followed up by Kevin (my ex). Didn’t think too much of it — Kevin’s been pretty much dating drag queens lately, which is perfect for him because he’s always fancied himself as fierce with a hot glue gun, and he loves to watch [Janet, Michael] Jackson videos and duplicate the dancing (polly want a cracker?)

Figuring that he was just there to support his BF, I about rolled out of my chair when they announced contestant #4 — Shane Douglas. (Shane is Kevin’s real first name). Not only was his BF in the contest (contestant #1), but so was Kevin. Lord. Lord. and more Lord!

Other entertaining moments (for me, anyways:)

Kevin’s BF had to answer the question “what do you look for in a man?”, to which Jason2 catcalled “bankruptcy?!?” kinda loudly.

Contestant #2 (a somewhat hot latino guy known for having “a secret” he wouldn’t always share w/ people he hooked up with) was announced by the drag queen hosting the show as having a “very positive outlook on life”, and “looking positively smashing tonight”, and “positive to be in the top three”, etc. meh heh heh

Contestant #3 (a somewhat hot (until you know him) male dancer that everyone thought was straight, but who would never answer that question himself) had to answer “What is your sexuality, and how would it affect your role as Mr. Garage?” The amusing part to that question (other than how utterly stupid his answer was) is that he randomly drew that question from a bowl. HA HA

Don’t know who won — we left before it was announced.