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Monthly Archive for April, 2004

How to clean your toilet.

How to clean your toilet:
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up your cat and soothe him while carrying him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need [...]

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Dyson really sucks…

… and that’s not a bad thing. Short story: just spend $350 on a vacuum cleaner – and that’s 20% off. Reason: I needed a new toy? Perhaps, but the science behind it is really cool – check it out (for thorough justification, be sure to click on the bottom of [...]

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Mojito!

Anyone ever had one of these? They appear to be replacing the Cosmo as the ‘cool drink’, … at least in talk around my water cooler at work.
Mojito
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Ingredients:
3 fresh Mint sprigs
2 tsp Sugar
3 tblsp Lemon juice (or lime), fresh
1 1/2 oz Light rum
Club soda, Chilled
Mixing instructions:
In a tall thin glass, [...]

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Suffering suc-suc-suc-succotash

At the end of each post is a Comments link that is momentarily on crack. They work, but the link is really tiny, and the display before it’s .. well .. downright odd.
I downloaded a “beta” release of WordPress to fix a much bigger issue it was having, so … I have to live [...]

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Momma’s Got the Magic of Clorox

.. and done gone bleached her zebra baby!

Could it BE any cuter? If it’s not one of the 7 signs, I think I want one.

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Hello, GEICO?

I’d like to file a claim please.
Le Sigh.
Just because you took a $27K Jeep and added some bling-bling does NOT (repeat: not) make it suddenly not vunerable to gravity anymore.

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Beam Me Up…

Ok, weird night on TiVo. First we see Ensign Ro playing “Julie” in a Seinfeld episode (”The Big Salad”, episode # 6.2) and then not ten minutes later, the chick formerly from Pier 1 (Kirstie Alley) playing a Vulcan in Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan. Apparently she didn’t do such a great [...]

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Good Grief!

I’m all for wearing jeans to work and getting off early, but damn, … couldn’t they just come out and say it directly? Recently received email from our Chief People Office (CPO):

Ode to Spring 2004
Oh, how I do love spring…
All the flowers and birds that sing.
To feel the cool winds and the smell of [...]

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Hello Cheesequake!

April 8th and 78′F … no complaints there!
Crazy day otherwise, though. Woke up with my eyes goo’ed shut, courtesy of my friend “Seasonal Allergies”. A $20 Patient First visit later (really not a bad deal — they hooked me up with 30-days worth of allergy-pill samples, which was great since my allergies only [...]

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More font changes…

Learning CSS to dork around with how your website looks is … quite interesting, and a helluvalotta work. I have a definite appreciation for folks with snazzy looking websites (and also a little jealousy, as those are the guys who usually write really good blog entries, too). Great looks plus content — something [...]

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