How to clean your toilet.
Apr 16th, 2004 by Jason
How to clean your toilet:
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up your cat and soothe him while carrying him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid).
4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises emanating from the toilet- the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power-wash and rinse.
6. Have someone open the front door of the house (ensure there are no people between the bathroom and the front door).
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will thoroughly dry himself.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
LOL i can picture your dog doing that